bah bah blah bitching n stuffs.. *cough & sore throat*

last sat n sun working at causeway point
doing a roadshow
sux
nv tok so much in my sales line before
nv ever before
ended up wif a terrible sore throat n losing my voice after work (lucky enuf, it was after work...)
worst thing is no sales!

mon was trying to study
tue was trying to study

wed was ermmm.. ht paper..
tot i was confident
realised i had not done any calculations revision
totally screwed
no much to worry
it's over
juz pray hard i'll pass

gotta prepare for proteomics
arghhh...

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Try this!

This will leave you shaking your head!
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand.
Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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