The Chicken and Horse
There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard, when suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer, save me,save me!!!".
The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So she gets the farmer's Mercedes and drives it over to the mud pit, lassoes the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life."
Then a couple days later they are playing there again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me!!! Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!". So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my penis!" The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chicken's life.

So what's the moral of the story ???
"If you have a penis the size of a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks"