Top 20 Reasons Why Singaporeans Aren�t Having Sex or Children

1. Gahmen told me last time to stop at 2, so I thought better be kiasu and stop at zero.
2. Sex is cheaper overseas, like in Batam or Hat Yai, so I thought I�d have sex there instead.
3. I�m too scared that I�ll accidentally call out my maid�s name during sex.
4. I am having sex. It�s just that it�s all oral at the moment.
5. Romancing Singapore campaign is too subtle. We need a Let�s Shag, Singapore! Campaign.
6. If I have kids, that means I�ll have to start watching weird shit on TV like Teletubbies or Barney, and I�d rather die.
7. I do�wan to mess up my hair. Do you know how much hairdressing costs nowadays?
8. If I have chewren, wait they take all my Hello Kitty dolls, then how?
9. I can�t do it with my parents in the next room, I don�t have a car, and I can�t afford hotel rooms.
10. Are you kidding? I do�wan to have the same kind of fucked-up children like my parents did.
11. During NS, my sergeant told me to fuck off, so being the obedient type, I�m now completely off fucking.
12. If Ministers want us to have kids, give us some of their salary and maybe I can afford it.
13. Wah lau, I everyday kena screw at work, you want me to go home and screw some more?
14. Which sadist would bring a child into this world to go through our education system?
15. Too scared. During horror movies, the ones who always kena killed first by the psycho serial killer are the ones having sex.
16. During sexuality education in school, they kept teaching us to abstain from sex. I guess I�m just a very good student.
17. I�m just too shacked out from masturbating to Internet porn.
18. How do you know Singaporeans aren�t having enough sex? It�s just being exported. Singapore women only want to have sex with foreigners so they can cabut the country, while Singapore men are having sex in foreign countries like China, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, etc.
19. I won�t believe the Gahmen seriously wants me to have sex until MediaCorp starts producing porn. (Note: please, not starring Moses Lim or Lydia Sum.)
20. Every time I have sex, I recall that the Gahmen wants me to have sex, and frankly, thinking of the Gahmen when having sex totally kills my mood.