Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.
So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.
On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each.
On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.
The brainless man asks why the price differece.
The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.

Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, "$5/gram for women's brains, $20/gram for dog's brains, and $100/gram for men's brains."
So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he asks the saleswoman, "How come men's brain's are so much more expensive than women's brains or dog's brains?"
And the saleswoman replies, "Are you kidding!?!?!?!? Do you know how many men it takes to get a gram of brains????"

nothing against anyone/anything
juz jokes that i had come across
dun quite understand the 1st one though
heh