Classification: Smart.
Assets: ability to read, walk upright, and
subtract; that fact that you probably won't
ever get your head stuck in a toaster oven or a
paper bag or whatever.
Liabilities: you were too boring or self-absorbed
to choose any of the interesting answers.
Seen at: libraries; voting booths; school.
Comments: You're a smart one, you are. Therefore,
we hate you and think you're boring. Why did
you even take this fucking quiz? Shut up,
Smarty McSmarterson. God.


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