definations

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth